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solicit

Function: verb

Etymology: Middle English, to disturb, take charge of, from Middle French solliciter, from Latin sollicitare to disturb, from sollicitus anxious, from sollus whole (from Oscan; akin to Greek holos whole) + citus, past participle of ciEre to move.

transitive senses
1 a : to make petition to, entreat b : to approach with a request or plea
2 : to urge (as one's cause) strongly
3 a : to entice or lure especially into evil b : to proposition (someone) especially as or in the character of a prostitute
4 : to try to obtain by usually urgent requests or pleas

intransitive senses
1 : to make solicitation, to importune
2 of a prostitute : to offer to have sexual relations with someone for money

"Your kids" - and what if you're childless?

"Your" in this context means children born to you, children born to your spouse, children belonging to your extended family, children of which you are legal guardian, children whom you support, children you care for, children you care about, children you smile to on the sidewalk or in the grocery store, children you glower at in those same places, children you wish were never born, children who will grow up to run the world, children who when grown will produce the food to feed you when you're too old to hunt, and children who may come to your nursing home or "elder care facility" (dotards warehouse) to perform a play, sing a song, or do a dance to relieve your desperate loneliness, monotony, misery, and helplessness. 

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